How to Go Rock Climbing, Dr. Glowcat's Method
- Take time off work, because it's sunny outside and its gonna be amazing.
- Drive for half an hour to get near the cliff.
- Walk for half an hour to get to the cliff.
- Put on the harness, the shoes and the lucky chalk bag.
- Hook yourself up and perform safety check and buddy check.
- Find starting position for your front paws and haul yourself up.
- Break your knee on a rock spike.
Congratulations, now you can sit on that log and watch your friends have fun!
Moral of the story: this could mean either a lot of time to write or none, depending on how painful it is to sit still. Gotta love my luck.